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Oct 10th, 2008

Why buy the cow . . .

This is so bad, but I'm still LMAO, so I wanted to share it:

"For all those men who say, 'Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free?': Here’s an update for you.

"Nowadays, 80 percent of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage."


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